STILLENTRA™

Its okay, we've all been there...

WARNING
Please ask you doctor if STILLENTRA™ is right for you. You should not take STILLENTRA™ if you are racist, homophobic, into country rap or have a pacemaker. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, headaches, severe knee pain, bloating, frequent urination, narcolepsy, increased estrogen levels, chain smoking, cottonmouth, uncontrollable foot tapping, uncontrollable screaming, night terrors, webbed toes, strange late night cravings, and in severe cases sometimes death. If you experience any of these symptoms while taking STILLENTRA™, stop taking STILLENTRA™ immediately and seek professional medical help. There are no refunds. 

Do you or anyone you know, suffer from SLMS?

Stagnant Live Music Syndrome is not a joke. More than ever, Americans ages 6 to 88 have been experiencing withdrawal symptoms from lack of live music. 

Lucky for you, SVC© has committed to creating something that works. Never again shall your ears go a day without the gentle prod of increasingly loud instruments.

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Introducing STILLENTRA™

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100% vegan and cruelty free. Created to subside SLMS symptoms, and prevent transmission of SLMS. 
When taken, The Stillvettas will actually show up to your backyard, set up their gear and fire up the generator. STILLENTRA™ will last anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours depending on how much alcohol was consumed while taking STILLENTRA™. The Stillvettas will play you as many songs as they can without having to pay other artists, and request 200$/hr for local backyard gigs.

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